POLITICIAN UNIVERSITYTM
"Where Ethics and Integrity are Frowned Upon"
Capital Hill
White House
Capital Hill
White House
City Hall Chicago, Illinois
       
     
"A Politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation." James Freeman Clarke

Welcome to the Politician University™ where the motto is “Lie, Cheat, Steal”. Politician University™ is the school where the enterprising and industrious individual goes to learn the art and craft of becoming a politician.Continue--->

Just to be clear, we here at the Politician University™ understand that not all holders of public office are “politicians”. Indeed, there are actually holders of public office who are “statesmen” – those who, as the above quote states, think of the next generation. Those who put the needs of their constituents, their districts, their state, and their country first and foremost even above their own wishes. To some degree we here at the Politician University™ salute all the “statesmen” holding public office for you are a minority fighting against a rising tide. A tide that grows ever larger as the Politician University™ turns out her graduates. Graduates with a strong sense of the Politician University™ spirit of “Lie, Cheat, Steal”!

"Professional Politicians", this is the terminology that President Obama used when he stated that the "public at large" should not worry about the national deficit crises – "that is what we 'Professional Politicians' are paid to do." Continue--->

Wiley the Weasel

The Politician University takes pleasure in introducing the university's new mascot, Wiley the Weasel. Wiley the Weasel is a sneaky little rascal who is proficient in the political art forms of word manipulation, issue avoidance, double-talk, smoke-and-mirrors, duck-and-dodge, deflection, and rhetorical mumbo jumbo.Continue--->

 

Politics in Action! Hop on over and learn from real Politicians. Watch the spin, hypocrasy, word manipulation, issue avoidance, double-talk, smoke-and-mirrors, duck-and-dodge, deflection, and rhetorical mumbo jumbo in action. Continue--->

 


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